All the queer kids having a New Years party in the Room of Requirement and feeling safe to kiss their partners as the clock strikes twelve
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.
do you ever meet someone and you’re like wow I could write a book about you
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit