jaclcfrost:

do you know how nice it is when someone asks you questions about something you like and are interested in and you get to talk about the thing and they seem genuinely interested in what you have to say about the thing

it’s very nice

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

cadaverousgallant:

I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

OMFG

sOARIN’ FLYIN’ THERE’S NOT S TAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAn”t REACH

methlabrador:

[tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring it back now yall